Sista' Sista'
This is my sister Jen, she is moving here to live with me. Let me tell you about her.
Jen is 5'2", single and enjoys a good snorty laugh. Her interests include jigs, baby talk to her dogs, cleaning and shopping. She burns jello but claims to know how to cook.
By the time she was 12, Jennifer had already produced several long plays with casts of over 8 girls comprised of sisters and neighbors. She directed and starred in "Dogs Shall Be Dogs", A reconciliation story of some dogs wanted to party all day long. All it took were 2 songs and those pups were hooked on the good book.
Jen drove a sweet conversion van in high school, where she macked on Dudes. In the last 5 years, she has been collecting a fine assortment of shoes, finally satisfied she left Germany. (She also did a very little bit of work as an army capt, but not as much as her very important sister who is in the AF.)
Her greatest young creation was the construction of a swimming pool in the back of our Dads truck using tarps. The tires almost blew but it was so rad.
9 Comments:
Are you pimping out Jen?
I just have people asking is why I ask.
...in honor of my favorite pig-tail wearing rapper. I WILL NOT BE PIMPED! Don't exactly think she writes me up to be "the woman of my dreams" if you know what I mean. I worry about any man who is attracted to that write-up... But it sure is funny.
Besides, I'm 5'4.75" ... Bean is the shortie at 4'13". HA
Jen is not for sale. She is for rent.
stalking is fun...more later
mmmk dk, jen has lots of expierence now cleaning up poop. This could work out for your brother.
Jill you remember when she (Jen) made the pool out of the firewood racks? That was rad too.
who are you stalking Mrs. Bing?
DOESN'T ANYBODY WORK ANY MORE? I mean besides Jill. Good job Jill! Well, one person I can't tell you via the internet I'm stalking and the other I posted on her blog that said that only her sisters would read and last time I checked none of my sisters had schmoop in their name.
PPP, it was actually taken in a pizza place in Georgetown. which reminds me. . . remember when we threw Harry in the blanket and he hit the ceiling? poor guy.
People this is getting out of hand. I mean 13 comments? That's nuts. MMMMM pizza would be good. Greek is good too.
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