Send More Personal Underwear
There aren't a lot of things you can send me I can use, so I suggested to my sister and mom "fun underwear". If you send me a package you have to mark on the outside what is enclosed. This is to protect us and the mail carriers I think. My mom uses it to make me laugh, even if she doesn't mean to.
I recently got a box, from my Mom, marked on the outside "Personal Underwear" not to be confused with "public underwear". I found out that "personal underwear" is normal underwear, but they are pinned shut and stuffed with candy. Yes, candy filled panties = "personal underwear".
I probably wouldn't have noticed the label except the guy who handed it to me asked me what "personal underwear" is.
posted by jo portnoy @ 11:06 AM
10 Comments:
Were the GIANT white panties from Jean also?
They reach above my belly button, about 3 inches above.
wait. So, EVERYTHING needs to be listed?!? will they check to make sure? maybe i should put personal stuff in a different box then the rest?
Personally, I only wear "personal underwear." I can't remember the last time I wore someone elses underwear. I think it was in college.
gross dad. Didn't you use 1 set of sheets without washing them every semester too?
You can write things on the post that say, "Personal items" or "various items" I've had both, and they don't check it, but if they x-ray it and see a bolling-ball-candle and the listed item says "cookies", they will be suspicious.
i think i'd rather go commando then wear public panties.
thanks for the package tips. i'm guessing it'll get there in a month?
boo.
Typical Bean. I'm always getting huge granny undies stuffed with candy and no note. Now I know.
It was hilarious, but I did at first think that the big panties were serious. I can picture Mom saying "these look nice and comfortable, lots of support, jo will love them!"
Am I in? Do I have candy filled panties?
thats a yes.
Mom, you bought me pants? you're fun.
Ohh am I in too? I think I am. I think I might be hosting. We can buy Spanish undies. Maybe they have some with little ladies flitting accordian fans on them?
jean bean!!! look how high tech you are. love the name by the way.
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