I caught a break for about 2 seconds

I got to spend a couple of days in DC with my hilarious parents and sister. But before I got there, I nearly offered myself in marriage along with 2 donkeys and three chickens to use someones cell phone. See, we were stranded in Doha, Qatar. Most of you probably don't know where that is, and guess what that means, no one knew where we were. It worked out. So did surviving a broken down bus in the taxi way in Manchester and missing a flight in Boston. I had to play the "We've been traveling 37 hours already from Afghanistan, PLEASE help us get home" card... and that worked out too. It always does.