Do I work for the General, or does he work for me?

I got sick one night with a fever I think and the next morning I had the hardest time staying alert. After lunch my boss sent me home to get rest for a few hours. He took my cell phone, which gets all the calls on it and proceeded to answer the incoming calls "Lt Charron's office, General C speaking". Some people laughed and some told me they didn't even know what to say because, Generals don't answer Lt's phones. so funny.

Later the same day I had a gate entrance code on a post-it that someone dropped off for me. I had to share it with one of the marines and handed him the post-it note to look at. Before I copied it, he took one look at it, crumpled it up and ate it. I wasn't really sure how to react so I asked what it tasted like. He said the sticky part makes it chewy.

Then I got attacked by someone blowing bubbles at me. I didn't mind so much since they smell like blueberries.